when u at a concert & ur favorite band member looks u in the eye
if money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
Last one made me spit.
im laughing really hard omfg
don’t forget these
My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.
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